1 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,793 - You ever wonder why we have to say "I do" 2 00:00:04,862 --> 00:00:06,206 when we get married? 3 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:09,206 They should replace that shit with "I'll try." 4 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:12,379 "Bitch, I tried not to cheat on you." 5 00:00:12,448 --> 00:00:16,482 "Look, nigga, I'm trying to suck your little-ass dick." 6 00:00:16,551 --> 00:00:21,448 Marriage can get hard, especially when he can't. 7 00:00:21,517 --> 00:00:25,862 When you say "I do," you say "I do" to ugly-ass in-laws, 8 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:28,931 diabetes, gas, 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,103 fake-ass orgasms. 10 00:00:32,172 --> 00:00:36,965 Sometimes you got to go through the dark to get to the light. 11 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:40,896 I don't give a fuck if you said "I do" to a broke-down bat. 12 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:45,448 You hold that bat down until it can fly again. 13 00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:48,758 Now, one thing I don't want you to do is eat that damn bat, 14 00:00:48,827 --> 00:00:51,758 'cause you know that shit will cause a global pandemic. 15 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:02,172 - What you doing-- trying to write a essay? 16 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:03,517 - Just trying to look for a job 17 00:01:03,586 --> 00:01:05,413 so I can help Terry out with his layoff. 18 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,896 - Oh, well, that's good, 19 00:01:06,965 --> 00:01:08,896 'cause, you know, this comedy thing is cute and all, 20 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:10,655 but it don't pay no bills. 21 00:01:10,724 --> 00:01:13,758 - Bitch, you don't pay no bills. 22 00:01:13,827 --> 00:01:15,137 - How you want your eggs? 23 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:17,862 - Over-easy, like your mamma. 24 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:21,379 They still hiring down at that Liberty Chicken you work at? 25 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,758 - I'm sure they are, since I quit. 26 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,206 - When? 27 00:01:25,275 --> 00:01:28,965 - As soon as they find out I ain't coming in today. 28 00:01:29,034 --> 00:01:31,034 You know, I'm gonna go down to the staffing place, 29 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:33,379 'cause I want to find something that I'm passionate about, 30 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:36,034 like you ... but with money. 31 00:01:36,103 --> 00:01:39,000 - I thought you was passionate about quitting jobs. 32 00:01:39,068 --> 00:01:42,137 - I am, but it don't pay. 33 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:44,034 Where's Terry? 34 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,931 - Still upstairs in the bathroom. 35 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,517 Every time I try to talk to him, 36 00:01:47,586 --> 00:01:50,275 he run back in the bathroom. 37 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:53,620 - Sis, did you ever stop to think that maybe the man 38 00:01:53,689 --> 00:01:56,068 doesn't want to talk to you about his layoff? 39 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:59,172 - I don't give a damn. I want to know why he didn't tell me. 40 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:02,655 - Have you ever met you? 41 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:05,275 Plus, men never say anything until it's too late. 42 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:08,206 That's why I buy my Plan Bs on wholesale. 43 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,793 - I just never seen him this stressed before. 44 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:16,655 - Oh, y'all are being way too dramatic. 45 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:20,827 It is really not that damn bad being unemployed. 46 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:23,068 - What the fuck happened to the lights? 47 00:02:23,137 --> 00:02:25,724 - Well, like I said, it don't pay. 48 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:29,413 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 49 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,758 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 50 00:02:32,827 --> 00:02:34,896 - What's going on with the power? 51 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,241 - We don't know. 52 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,862 - Yes, we do. - Shut the hell up, Denise. 53 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:40,344 - It's mad cold. 54 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:43,241 - Yeah, I'm freezing, and my phone's about to die. 55 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:45,275 - Y'all are fake-ass poor kids. 56 00:02:45,344 --> 00:02:47,103 Try taking a shower with cold water. 57 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:50,103 That shit feel like police brutality. 58 00:02:50,172 --> 00:02:52,724 - How am I supposed to cook breakfast with no power? 59 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:54,620 - The stove is gas, and don't act like 60 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:57,655 we didn't get ready for school using birthday candles. 61 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,862 - You should've blown them out and wished for a better life. 62 00:03:03,586 --> 00:03:04,758 - I'm wishing for some heat. 63 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:06,793 I'm not built for this struggle life. 64 00:03:06,862 --> 00:03:08,586 - With all that Black Lives Matter stuff 65 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,689 you be talking and you can't take a little field trip 66 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,137 to the hood? 67 00:03:12,206 --> 00:03:14,413 - The fact that you equate poverty with blackness 68 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:16,379 is very problematic, Ma. 69 00:03:16,448 --> 00:03:19,206 - Child, take that up with your government. 70 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:21,310 - All right, thank you. 71 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:25,896 - I see Ma Rainey Black Bottom finally got off the toilet. 72 00:03:25,965 --> 00:03:28,034 What'd the electric company say? 73 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:30,517 - Well, apparently one of these Quakers hit a pole 74 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:32,344 and knocked the power out. 75 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:33,724 - You expect us to believe 76 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:35,413 that these white folks ain't got no lights? 77 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:38,517 - Once again, we're equating whiteness to wealth. 78 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,896 - Can you turn off like the lights? 79 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,206 - Did you pay the bill? 80 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:44,793 - Baby, why wouldn't I have paid the bill? 81 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:46,275 - Ah, uh, oop. 82 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,172 - I just know we forget sometimes. 83 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:50,793 - Baby, it's fine. 84 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,620 They said it should be back on later today or tomorrow. 85 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,068 - Tomorrow? 86 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:58,586 Ah, we're gonna freeze to death. 87 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:02,793 - Where the hell are you going looking like an igloo? 88 00:04:02,862 --> 00:04:04,586 - We got any more Honey Circle Nuts? 89 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,068 - Yeah, it's there on the counter. 90 00:04:06,137 --> 00:04:07,793 - Oh, good. 91 00:04:07,862 --> 00:04:09,482 I'm trying to get some before the milk spoils. 92 00:04:09,551 --> 00:04:11,551 - Oh, boy, you used to suck on Pat's titties. 93 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,827 You'll be all right. 94 00:04:14,206 --> 00:04:15,379 - It's better than sucking 95 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:17,862 on them peanut butter cups you rockin'. 96 00:04:17,931 --> 00:04:20,620 - Suddenly I ain't hungry no more. 97 00:04:20,689 --> 00:04:24,206 - Look at the Medicaid baby in his natural habitat. 98 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:26,551 [camera shutter clicks] - I got to get out of here. 99 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:29,172 - Terry, baby, I need to talk to you about something. 100 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:30,586 - Can we talk about it after I-- 101 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:33,068 - Get out of a bathroom you just got out of? 102 00:04:33,137 --> 00:04:35,827 - That's because you tried to cook last night. 103 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,551 - I'm serious, Terry. - What's going on? [sighs] 104 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,827 - I see how all of this stuff has taken a toll on you. 105 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,551 - Baby, I told you, the bills was paid, all right? 106 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,000 It's the whole neighborhood. - Ha! 107 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:52,793 - I'm not talking about the lights. 108 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:55,827 - Then what you talking about? - I'm getting a job. 109 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,655 - What? No, no, no, now, see, you ain't got no time for that. 110 00:04:57,724 --> 00:04:59,344 You need to be focusing on your comedy. 111 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:00,896 - I can do comedy and have a job. 112 00:05:00,965 --> 00:05:02,448 Hell, I used to run from the police 113 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:04,586 and breastfeed the baby at the same time. 114 00:05:04,655 --> 00:05:06,931 - No. - Why are you acting like this? 115 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,758 - I said no. 116 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:14,068 - Okay. 117 00:05:14,137 --> 00:05:15,965 Now, that's a man. 118 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:19,896 - You still going down to that agency today? 119 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:21,724 - I didn't say I was going today. 120 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:23,413 - Get dressed. We going. 121 00:05:23,482 --> 00:05:24,862 - What you mean "we"? 122 00:05:24,931 --> 00:05:27,689 You are not about to get me in trouble with Terry. 123 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:30,620 - Look, Terry need help, and you live here rent-free. 124 00:05:30,689 --> 00:05:32,965 - I sleep on a futon. 125 00:05:33,034 --> 00:05:36,068 - Bitch, it's better than sleeping on a crouton. 126 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:41,068 - [sighs] 127 00:05:43,172 --> 00:05:44,724 - Ooh. 128 00:05:44,793 --> 00:05:47,172 I ain't been in one of these places in years. 129 00:05:47,241 --> 00:05:50,206 - Yeah, everybody just looks so desperate. 130 00:05:50,275 --> 00:05:52,000 - 'Cause we are. 131 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:54,793 - You mean you are. I don't work by choice. 132 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:57,482 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 133 00:05:57,551 --> 00:05:58,689 You don't go to the counter 134 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,758 until you fill out an application. 135 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,206 - That's what we trying to do. How do we get one? 136 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,068 - Ask me. 137 00:06:05,137 --> 00:06:07,862 - I just asked you. - Okay, wait a minute. 138 00:06:07,931 --> 00:06:10,482 So you the security guard and the clerk? 139 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:11,896 - [chuckles] Budget cuts. 140 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:14,862 Um, fill these out. - You got a pen? 141 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:18,551 - Do I look like I got pens. 142 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:20,793 - I don't know, nigga. You do everything else. 143 00:06:22,241 --> 00:06:25,068 - Well, they're over at the workstation. 144 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:27,896 - You know, you got a real bad attitude problem. 145 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:31,413 - Oh, I got an attitude. You have the problem. 146 00:06:34,034 --> 00:06:36,103 - Where the hell you from-- Mayberry? 147 00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:38,517 You look like you went to school with Opie. 148 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:40,758 - Well, you look like Aunt Bee. 149 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:44,827 - I got your Aunt Bee. 150 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:52,724 - "Are you willing, able, and ready to work?" 151 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:55,931 Ha! No. No, and hell, no. 152 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,586 - What the hell you mean "hell, no"? 153 00:06:58,655 --> 00:07:00,275 - I just let go of a job. 154 00:07:00,344 --> 00:07:02,965 A bitch needs some me time before she get back to work. 155 00:07:03,034 --> 00:07:06,448 - How much crack you used to smoke, Denise? 156 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:10,965 [cell phone vibrating] 157 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:13,172 - That's Junebug. You ain't gonna answer it? 158 00:07:13,241 --> 00:07:14,482 - I know my kids. 159 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,965 If they call the first time, it was a mistake. 160 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:17,620 Second time, they want some money. 161 00:07:17,689 --> 00:07:19,448 Third time, they was in jail. 162 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:21,310 - So when do you answer? 163 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:22,896 - The fourth time. 164 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:28,379 - [clicks tongue] Ah, come on, Ma, answer the phone. 165 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,241 - What are you calling Ma for? 166 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:33,068 - I'm trying to see if I can go hang out with my friends. 167 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:36,137 - The friends you let call you "June the Coon"? 168 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,655 You know good and well that's a no. 169 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:41,000 - Dang. My phone's on 3%. 170 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:42,724 Hey, can you call Ma again for me? 171 00:07:42,793 --> 00:07:44,896 - No, I'm saving my battery 172 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,310 for when Kendrick Sampson goes live. 173 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:50,137 - Don't nobody care about Kendrick Sampson. 174 00:07:50,206 --> 00:07:52,724 - That's a Black man talking about activism 175 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,241 with his shirt off. 176 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,965 Oh, we care. 177 00:07:57,034 --> 00:08:00,310 - Wait, come closer and talk more. 178 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:01,896 - Why? 179 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:05,379 - There's finally some use for your hot breath. 180 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:07,482 - Hey, what's going on in here? 181 00:08:07,551 --> 00:08:09,793 - So violent. 182 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:11,896 - He's working the last warm nerve I got. 183 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:13,586 - Where's your mother? 184 00:08:13,655 --> 00:08:16,068 - We don't know. She left with Auntie. 185 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:19,517 Hey, Dad, uh, can I go to my friend Ryan's house? 186 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,965 - No. - But-- 187 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,586 - I am not repeating myself. 188 00:08:23,655 --> 00:08:27,034 - Maybe we all just need a distraction, you know? 189 00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:29,103 Looks like we all could use a smile. 190 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:30,931 - You know what? That's true. Let's look at this 191 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,827 as an opportunity to spend more time together. 192 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:35,931 - Yeah, see, that's a good way of looking at it. 193 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,103 - Yeah, maybe we could play some board games 194 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,724 like when y'all did when y'all was kids. 195 00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,275 - Oh, God, no. - Can we not? 196 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:45,620 - Your choice-- dominoes or Monopoly? 197 00:08:45,689 --> 00:08:47,448 - Neither. 198 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:49,413 - Monopoly it is. 199 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:52,689 - Come on, Dad, it is too cold to be playing games. 200 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:55,413 - All right, come on, I'll turn the oven on. 201 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:58,103 - Great! I'll put my head in it. 202 00:09:01,034 --> 00:09:03,827 - So what type of job are we looking for today? 203 00:09:03,896 --> 00:09:05,931 - I'm looking for one that offers maximum pay 204 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,413 for minimum effort. 205 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:09,137 - [laughs] 206 00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:12,103 I'm afraid Congress isn't hiring. 207 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:14,655 Um, why did you leave your last job? 208 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:18,103 - Oh, simple miscommunication-- the manager thought that I said 209 00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:19,862 I was gonna beat her ass next Tuesday. 210 00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:22,137 What I really said 211 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:27,000 was I was gonna beat her ass into next Tuesday. 212 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:30,586 - Simple miscommunication. 213 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,241 - What's your work history? 214 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,275 - I used to be a small-business owner and pharmaceutical rep. 215 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:38,000 - Oh, you have a background in pharmaceutical sales. 216 00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:39,724 - Oh, no, nothing like that, girl. 217 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,655 I used to sell Crack.. 218 00:09:41,724 --> 00:09:42,689 er Jacks. 219 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:45,172 It was seasonal. 220 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:47,103 - What would you say you're good at? 221 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,793 - You know, people always tell me 222 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,241 that I know how to start a turn-up. 223 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,379 Ooh, You got anybody who need a hype man? 224 00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:55,862 - How well do you know technology? 225 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:58,206 - I know how to play Candy Crush. 226 00:09:58,275 --> 00:10:01,206 Everything else, I leave it to them, damn kids. 227 00:10:01,275 --> 00:10:03,344 - Ah, definitely sounds like me with my kids. 228 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,965 It's all about keeping up. 229 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:06,448 - Child, you can't keep up with nobody 230 00:10:06,517 --> 00:10:08,758 who come out of the vagina knowing how to work a iPad. 231 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:11,896 - Oh, you're funny. That's a plus. 232 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:13,827 - I'm a comedian. You should hire me. 233 00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:17,103 I can make your funeral funny. 234 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:21,068 - It seems you don't quite have any assets. 235 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:22,655 - Stop lying. 236 00:10:22,724 --> 00:10:25,172 I saw you looking at 'em when I came in here. 237 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,965 - Oh, uh... 238 00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:28,965 - Well, with your poor job history... 239 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:31,931 both: We do have one position available. 240 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,862 both: I'll take it! 241 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:38,172 - I'll buy Connecticut Avenue. 242 00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,896 - Should've bought Electric Company 243 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,448 and turned the power back on. 244 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:44,000 [laughter] 245 00:10:44,068 --> 00:10:46,379 - Hey, what's up, y'all? - Where you been, man? 246 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:48,896 - Oh, downstairs on the game. I'm in the championship. 247 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:51,137 If I win, I get some money for some new equipment. 248 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,793 - Wait, how are you playing the game with no power? 249 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,793 - I plugged it up to the neighbor's generator. 250 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,758 - Do they know? - Of course they know. 251 00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:58,931 - We live in a white neighborhood. 252 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,034 I ain't trying to be that nigga. 253 00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,551 - Why would you do that? Do it look like I need their help? 254 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,379 - I can't tell. It's too dark. 255 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:08,793 - Ha ha. You're stupid. [laughter] 256 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:14,103 - I'm serious. - My fault--they just offered. 257 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,793 - Well, you can offer it right back to 'em. 258 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:17,000 - Wait, you'd rather me lose on a competition 259 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:18,206 than to ask for help? 260 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:20,103 - That's not the point, Brandon. 261 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:22,655 - Yeah, and I mean, what about the rest of the family? 262 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,310 - Y'all don't play video games. 263 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,068 - Hey, look, we just moved here and y'all begging 264 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,862 these neighbors for help like I can't provide for my family. 265 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,413 Huh? We don't need nothing from them. 266 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:31,206 Y'all are so damn ungrateful. 267 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,068 - Wait, wait, wait. How did we get pulled into this? 268 00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:36,172 - You know, I don't ever ask y'all for nothing, nothing. 269 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:39,275 I give, and I don't even get a thank-you. 270 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,379 - Thank you? 271 00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:45,241 - Let's just play the game. - I'm done. 272 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:50,310 [sighs] 273 00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:55,965 - Okay, um, I'm confused. What is he mad at again? 274 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:59,448 - All of us, but mainly you. 275 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:02,034 I'm gonna call Ashley. 276 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:05,137 - Dad isn't working, so I think it has him in a bad mood. 277 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,310 - Oh. 278 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,172 Man, I'm glad I ain't got no job. 279 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,000 I don't never want to be unemployed. 280 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,827 - So, here's the start paperwork 281 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:15,896 for your new position. 282 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,172 - Oh, thank you. 283 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:21,482 - Denise, guess who got a job. - Hey! 284 00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:23,068 You got a job, I got a job. 285 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:24,827 That's two more jobs than Terry. 286 00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,000 - Yes! 287 00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,620 So where is it located? 288 00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:32,000 - Uh, 1771 Melbourne. That's right near downtown. 289 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,724 - That might be a mistake. 290 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,827 I already offered Miss Ford that position. 291 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:38,310 - No, I already offered it to Mrs. Carson. 292 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:41,724 - Well, boogers. This is a dilemma. 293 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,241 - Not really. 294 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,275 I know once my big sister think about it and realize 295 00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,689 how much I've done for her, she'd give me the job. 296 00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:49,827 - Is that true, Miss Ford? 297 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:51,620 - That's a negative. 298 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:55,482 Um, I know that once my little sister thinks about it 299 00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:59,103 and realizes that she has a whole husband at home 300 00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:01,517 who's gonna get his job back any day now... 301 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:04,344 - Well, that haven't happened yet. 302 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:07,344 Plus, she didn't even want the job when she came down here. 303 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,827 - Well, that was before I knew I was qualified for anything. 304 00:13:09,896 --> 00:13:11,689 - You still ain't qualified for shit, 305 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,379 and she gonna quit in training. 306 00:13:13,448 --> 00:13:15,793 - I've only done that three times this year. 307 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,172 - Bitch, it's February. 308 00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:19,620 - Oh, well, um, the employer does insist 309 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:22,310 that we give a series of tests to each applicant. 310 00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:25,551 - Perfect. Whichever one does the best will get the job. 311 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,137 - So it's a contest? 312 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,103 Oh, she ain't never beat me at no contest. 313 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:31,379 - Shit, where the stairs at? 314 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,896 [knock at door] - Can I come in? 315 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:37,758 - You are already in. 316 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:40,655 - Um, Ashley's on the phone. 317 00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,517 She wanted to talk to you. 318 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:48,172 - [sighs] - Hey, Pop. 319 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,896 - What you call Ashley for? - I thought-- 320 00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,586 - She was worried about you. 321 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,241 - Look, there ain't nothing to be worried about, all right? 322 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:58,137 I'm fine, all right? I just got a little frustrated. 323 00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:00,275 - And where did that frustration come from? 324 00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:02,000 - Don't you have a middle-aged white woman 325 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,827 you can go ask that question to? 326 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,758 - Not until 5:00. 327 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,758 And talking about your feelings is not reserved 328 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:08,931 for middle-aged white women. 329 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,482 - Thank you. 330 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,034 - So what's going on? 331 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,896 - [sighs] I'm not doing this. Here. 332 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,586 - Uh... 333 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,655 well, earlier he said he felt like all he ever does 334 00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:21,172 is give and give, 335 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:24,103 but we never give anything back. 336 00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:27,137 - Hmm. That sounds like it could be lonely. 337 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:29,758 - It is. I mean, especially after the furlough. 338 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,655 - Girl, how about we let Dad respond? 339 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,344 - Oh, girl, my bad. 340 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,965 Um... 341 00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:37,206 - Daddy? - Yes. 342 00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:40,172 - You feel alone? Can you talk to anybody? 343 00:14:40,241 --> 00:14:42,931 - I can talk to Jesus, which is exactly why 344 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,172 I don't need whatever y'all trying to do. 345 00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:46,827 - Jesus and therapy are not the same thing. 346 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:48,586 - Jesus don't come with a co-pay. 347 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,896 - He actually does. It's called tithes. 348 00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:55,793 Let's be serious. 349 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,034 - She's right. 350 00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,448 And from what I'm hearing, 351 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,413 it sounds like this could be depression. 352 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,103 - I'm not depressed, okay? My daddy was depressed. 353 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,724 I know what that look like. 354 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:07,827 - What does it look like, then? - Your mama's credit score. 355 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,000 [laughter] - That's funny. 356 00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:12,620 - Okay. Okay. That was good. 357 00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:16,793 But for real, Dad, you should at least consider therapy, 358 00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:18,827 especially as a Black man. 359 00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:21,551 Look, we've been conditioned for generations 360 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,482 not to talk about our emotions. 361 00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,862 Black people were brought to this country against our will, 362 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,448 held as property, 363 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,793 and then not allowed to have thoughts or feelings. 364 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,758 We just had to keep our heads down, work, and pray. 365 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:36,344 That got passed down generation after generation. 366 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,586 But we don't have to be slaves anymore, Dad. 367 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,655 It's okay to feel. 368 00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:45,344 - Look, Ashley, Janelle, I know y'all are trying to help out, 369 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:49,344 but I don't need to talk to anyone. 370 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,931 - Okay. 371 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,482 Well, that's our time. 372 00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,896 Today's session will be 250-- 373 00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:59,068 - Daddy, she was just joking. 374 00:15:59,137 --> 00:16:01,172 - We don't joke like that. 375 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,586 I'm okay. 376 00:16:05,655 --> 00:16:08,000 I promise. 377 00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:14,172 - Okay. - Okay. 378 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:20,275 Oh, so you still down to get a Monopoly beatdown 379 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,551 from your little princess? 380 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:24,241 - Oh, now you got smack to talk. 381 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,965 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Here. 382 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,482 - What's that? 383 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,000 - You gonna need that for when I'm through with you. 384 00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,137 Let's go. Come on, get going. 385 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,620 - Okay, the first task 386 00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:36,172 is to open up a Google Doc and write your name. 387 00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:37,827 - What the hell is a Google Doc? 388 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,620 - Oh, my God, you are so old. 389 00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:42,000 It just takes a couple of clicks of the mouse, 390 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,103 a few keystrokes, and... 391 00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:45,448 boom, done. 392 00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:46,724 - Excellent! 393 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,931 - The bitch Googling Doc. 394 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,620 She cheat at every damn thing. 395 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:55,241 - No, only if it's related to government...or men. 396 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:58,448 - O-okay, ladies, close your computers. 397 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,310 Now, customer service is a key component 398 00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:03,551 to almost every entry-level position. 399 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,137 Let's, um, role-play a few scenarios. 400 00:17:07,206 --> 00:17:09,241 I'll decide the best response. 401 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,517 - I'm--I'm really good at role-playing. 402 00:17:11,586 --> 00:17:15,655 Did you want that girl-on-girl experience or the sexy nun? 403 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:20,241 - Okay, well, why don't you go first? 404 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:26,206 I'm a little girl who's been separated from my mom. 405 00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,689 [high-pitched voice] "Hi, I'm a little girl, 406 00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:31,034 and I can't find my mom." 407 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,517 - This bitch can't be serious. 408 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,896 - Well, little girl, maybe it's for the best 409 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:38,793 'cause, you know, sometimes mommies ain't shit, 410 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,793 and yours is probably at the food court 411 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,827 giving away free samples. 412 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,379 - [normal voice] Okay. 413 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:50,448 Okay, uh, Mrs. Carson, same scenario. 414 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:53,068 [high-pitched voice] "Hi, I'm lost." 415 00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:55,793 - What's your name? - Tyquamotrin. 416 00:17:58,068 --> 00:18:00,000 - Okay, TT... 417 00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:02,931 if you would've stayed still like your mama told you to, 418 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,068 you wouldn't be fucking lost and fucking up my lunch break. 419 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,586 Now sit your ass down 420 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:11,000 and don't move until I find your mama. 421 00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:13,034 - That was intense 422 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,724 but very effective. 423 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,965 She engaged the child, got to know her, 424 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:20,172 and then made sure she stayed put until the mother along. 425 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,482 - So I won? - I'd say so! 426 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:26,034 - In your face, Denise! In your fucking face! 427 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,689 - You got lucky. 428 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,206 - So follow me. 429 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:34,068 The last test is to measure your ability to problem-solve 430 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,896 as well as your agility. 431 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,310 - I'm looking for a job, 432 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:40,206 not trying out for the Atlanta Falcons. 433 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:43,379 - You have 60 seconds to place the shapes 434 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,586 in the corresponding holes. 435 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:47,310 - Oh, you ain't said nothing but a word. 436 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,862 - And...go! 437 00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,068 - My shapes ain't getting in there. 438 00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:57,137 - Ten seconds down. 439 00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:06,551 - She cheating! - I am not! You cheating! 440 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,241 - You are cheat--Get your ass over here to help me. 441 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,413 I got on a Spank. Come on! 442 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,241 Pick the shit up faster. 443 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:15,379 Can you hurry the fuck up, please? 444 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,655 - 20 seconds dow-- - Oh, hell, no! 445 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,896 [indistinct shouting] - Stop it. 446 00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:21,310 Stop it! 447 00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:24,793 [screaming] Stop it! 448 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:31,793 - Who the hell are you hollering at? 449 00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:35,000 - What are you doing? both: Trying to win! 450 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,241 - I know damn well you ain't crying. 451 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:43,241 - Why do you have to do it like--like this? 452 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:47,344 - 'Cause she cheating, and she always damn cheating. 453 00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:51,000 - Why should I play fair with somebody who has everything? 454 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:52,862 - What are you talking about? 455 00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:55,517 - I'm tired of competing with you, Pat. 456 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,620 Why can't you just let me win something? 457 00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,931 - Who said I'm competing with you? 458 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,310 - You got the kids, you got the husband, 459 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:04,827 you got the big house, and you're an artist. 460 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,931 Can't nobody else in the family say that? 461 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,655 - I'm a artist who can't even pay the bills. 462 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:14,586 - Well, money has nothing to do with passion. 463 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:17,241 I mean, isn't that what it's all about? 464 00:20:18,896 --> 00:20:21,310 [laughs] 465 00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:24,965 I almost had your ass with that bullshit I said right there. 466 00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:27,275 That was some good-- 467 00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:29,172 I mean... 468 00:20:29,241 --> 00:20:31,827 I want my thing, too, Pat. 469 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:34,517 I mean, sometimes I wonder why I even got clean 470 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:37,551 if there's nothing for me to look forward to. 471 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,068 And that's why I'm always quitting 472 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,793 'cause I'm hoping that my next job 473 00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:43,896 will the thing that gives me some purpose. 474 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:47,931 - Sometimes finding your purpose is like stuttering. 475 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,034 You know what you want to say, but it don't come out clear. 476 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:53,586 But you get closer each time. 477 00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:56,413 Just don't stutter another damn job, Denise. 478 00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,931 - All right, sis. 479 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,103 - Sorry to disturb this sister-girl moment, 480 00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,965 but I have the results. 481 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:07,379 - Look, just give my sister the job. She needs it. 482 00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,862 - Aw, thank you but, no, give it to Pat-Pat. 483 00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:11,034 She deserves it. 484 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,620 - Aw, That's so sweet and not helpful. 485 00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:17,551 I might as well just read what I've got. 486 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,206 - Hold on, hold on. 487 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:23,310 Why didn't you disclose that you were both felons? 488 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:24,482 - [gasps] 489 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,758 - Who the fuck told you to check? 490 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,965 Ain't nobody ask you what you been doing, 491 00:21:30,034 --> 00:21:33,137 playing with them cats and shit... 492 00:21:33,206 --> 00:21:35,000 tight-sweater-ass nigga. 493 00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,724 - That's my hotel. Pay up. 494 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,482 - It's okay because I am still winning. 495 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,689 - Mm-hmm. - Now, to be honest, 496 00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:48,172 I'm surprised y'all still playing this with me. 497 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:50,724 - We don't want to. 498 00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:53,586 I mean, we didn't want to at first, 499 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:54,965 but, uh... [chuckles] 500 00:21:55,034 --> 00:21:56,758 We're pretty sure you don't always want to do 501 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,482 the stuff you do for us. - I don't. 502 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,965 But y'all do wonders on my tax returns. 503 00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:06,241 - Pay up. Mm-hmm. 504 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,620 Thank you! 505 00:22:07,689 --> 00:22:09,000 Dang, Daddy, after this, 506 00:22:09,068 --> 00:22:11,068 you really ain't gonna have no money. 507 00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:16,862 - Oh! Sh-- - Oh, my bad, Dad! 508 00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:18,689 - I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. - Are you okay? 509 00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:20,310 - I'm fine. I'm fine. - You sure? 510 00:22:20,379 --> 00:22:21,827 'Cause, you don't seem like it. 511 00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:23,758 - I wish everybody would stop fucking asking me that! 512 00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:25,000 I'm fine! 513 00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:29,000 I'm sorry. 514 00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:32,620 [sighs] 515 00:22:38,034 --> 00:22:39,965 - Well, at least we ain't got to play no more. 516 00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:48,275 - What's going on? The kids called four times. 517 00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:49,724 Hell, I thought these white folks 518 00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:53,862 gonna turn them into strange fruit around here. 519 00:22:53,931 --> 00:22:55,482 - I just lost it. 520 00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:59,000 I felt that pressure well up, and I said "fuck" to the kids. 521 00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:01,000 - That's it? 522 00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:04,620 Fuck them kids. 523 00:23:04,689 --> 00:23:06,172 - Never mind. I got to go to the bathroom. 524 00:23:06,241 --> 00:23:10,482 - Terry, stop acting like you got to shit. 525 00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:13,172 I'm your wife. You can't keep escaping me. 526 00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:14,862 - That's exactly why I need to escape you. 527 00:23:14,931 --> 00:23:18,000 - Move over. - [clicks tongue, sighs] 528 00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:24,137 Look, I know we struggling. 529 00:23:24,206 --> 00:23:25,172 - We're not struggling. 530 00:23:25,241 --> 00:23:26,413 I just got to get that job back 531 00:23:26,482 --> 00:23:28,482 so we don't have to dip into our savings. 532 00:23:28,551 --> 00:23:30,137 - That's why I was trying to get a job, 533 00:23:30,206 --> 00:23:31,448 so I can help you out. 534 00:23:31,517 --> 00:23:34,931 - I already told you how I feel about that. 535 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,379 - You're right. I guess I got to make this comedy thing work. 536 00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:40,620 - And it will. 537 00:23:40,689 --> 00:23:42,551 - I sure hope so. 538 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:45,310 Now, what's going on with you? 539 00:23:45,379 --> 00:23:47,275 - Well, I feel like I brought everybody out here 540 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,793 to the middle of nowhere for a job I ain't even got. 541 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:52,655 - You did. 542 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,793 But we know you got us. 543 00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:58,000 And it's all right to let us have your back sometime. 544 00:23:58,068 --> 00:24:00,000 All right? 545 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:01,724 - All right. 546 00:24:01,793 --> 00:24:03,137 Ashley got me a number 547 00:24:03,206 --> 00:24:05,655 to somebody out here I can talk to. 548 00:24:05,724 --> 00:24:08,965 - I hope it's not a lesbian hotline. 549 00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:12,551 - [laughing] 550 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,724 - I love you. - I love you, too. 551 00:24:17,793 --> 00:24:19,655 Boy, don't you know how to knock? 552 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:20,931 - Pops, I got you something. 553 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,275 - Keys to your new apartment? 554 00:24:24,344 --> 00:24:25,965 What is this? 555 00:24:26,034 --> 00:24:27,724 - I won my first championship 556 00:24:27,793 --> 00:24:29,206 That'll cover my rent for the next few years. 557 00:24:29,275 --> 00:24:32,827 - Brandon, you can't even get a month with this. 558 00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:37,965 But I appreciate the help. 559 00:24:38,034 --> 00:24:40,000 - We appreciate you, too, Pops. 560 00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:41,965 - What the hell? - Oh, oh, all right. 561 00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:45,620 We doing that. Okay. Oh, come on. 562 00:24:45,689 --> 00:24:48,724 - And you all right, too, Ma. 563 00:24:48,793 --> 00:24:51,172 - Hey! Y'all can't be busting up in our room like that! 564 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,896 - Hey! Get the fuck off my bed! This shit weak! 565 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,413 - Whoa! The fucking light's on! 566 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:01,517 - Finally! 567 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:03,344 - See, I-I told Denise it wasn't me. 568 00:25:03,413 --> 00:25:06,103 - Hey, where is Auntie anyway? - She got a new job. 569 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,517 - Another one? What is it this time? 570 00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:10,620 - The easiest shit she could find. 571 00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:11,965 - Enjoy your day. 572 00:25:12,034 --> 00:25:14,000 You ain't gonna say it back? 573 00:25:14,068 --> 00:25:17,172 [scoffs] Fuck you, too, then. 574 00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:19,689 Wait, hey, where your receipt at? 575 00:25:19,758 --> 00:25:22,275 I said where the fuck your receipt at? 576 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,517 [funk music] 577 00:25:26,586 --> 00:25:30,758 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman, and she don't take no stuff ♪ 578 00:25:30,827 --> 00:25:35,000 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman, and you can't get enough ♪ 579 00:25:43,482 --> 00:25:44,931 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 580 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,137 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 581 00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:51,448 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman, and you can't get enough ♪ 582 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:55,724 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman with a husband and kids ♪ 583 00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:58,793 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 584 00:25:58,862 --> 00:26:03,827 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪